Flours Garden

-guilded

As I mentioned, I joined a raid guild. It being Tuesday, I did a little research.

I’m really surprised by this. I haven’t been in the guild a week yet so I don’t know.. anything, really. I was invited to their 25 raid which was a blast. We were doing Putricide attempts and, tho we were consistently wiping, everybody was in good spirits and having a good time. This is huge. No.. I take that back. This is HUGE. Every raid guild I’ve ever been a part of were pissy, elitist, overbearing assholes. And the people that weren’t didn’t matter because they never said a damn word. Which is just as bad. I, of course having a huge mouth, spoke up and well.. that was pretty much the end of that guild(s).

I don’t see any reason why you can’t have a good time playing endgame. These folks seem to hold my point of view. I was scoping their calendar and the birthdays listed and I didn’t see anyone under 25. And a few 35+’s. Now that might have been a good argument at one point but, alas, I’ve been in GoML and that pretty much kills the maturity debate.

In their forums they have the bosses listed with some strats. The funny thing is they don’t want you watching video’s. The associated it with if you go out and buy a game, do you buy the cheat guide too and follow it until you beat the game? Or do you give it a go and then maybe sneak a peak if you’re stuck. Holy shit! People that think! I know, I know.. you’re thinking.. no Seed.. you’re wrong. They’re robots and you’re dreaming, heavily sedated by that Shroom trip you took when you were in college. Well.. no. I’m not. I’m wide awake and smiling. … and drinking coffee, of course.

Fingers crossed for a good thing. C’mon, Karma. make it happen.

only 2 today

Even tho I have it doesn’t mean I have to like it.

This is a nightly event. So cute.

Vault

So I don’t spend a whole lot of time in WG. I don’t PvP, I don’t really run Vault unless Mike or Ghoul or someone is and they specifically invite me. But I’ve just joined a raiding guild. Not only is it a raiding guild, it’s one of the most progressed raiding guilds which I didn’t know until someone in another progressed raiding guild pointed it out. So that leaves me thinking that I need to represent well and in my current gear I am not. So … today I went to Vault. Yesterday I happened upon a 10 man - with Mike - and we won fairly easily and I got my new vault guy achievement. Today I was invited again - to 25. It was fun, the fight was easy but I must admit I died in the fire. I also forgot to turn down my video settings and I’m positive that didn’t help. Pretty much all I did was throw Regrowths on the tanks when they got dipping below 40% and rejuv’s on the rest of the raid. We had a brilliant shammy there that was spamming the the shit out of chain heal so my swiftmends went pretty much unused. The tank healers were crap. Terribad, as some would say.

I guess I’ll have to give it a go, again, the next time they win in WG. It was fun, all in all. But when the Shammy left, I did too. No way could I keep up without him.

associations

I ran PoS this morning and it got me thinking. Now maybe it’s just me and I need to have more sex or maybe it’s Blizzard, fucking with my mind. Really, I vote the latter. But when going thru the gauntlet it always brings my mind to fucking. Why? you may be asking. Well, 1, it’s a tunnel. Right, obvious there. 2ndly, depending on your tank, I associate their skill with their skill in bed.

For instance. This morning’s run the tank was aware of the falling ceiling, aware of my mana, thoughtful to the others who were taking damage from being dumbasses and going slow enough that I could keep up with heals. Therefor, in bed, he is probably thoughtful, tender and considerate. Umm.

Another instance. The tank banged thru the tunnel, 2 people died and he almost died due to the fact that he charged in initially (warrior) and didn’t stop until he reached the very end. On heroic.  If I had to guess, I’d say young, virgin and extremely self involved.

See what I did there?

ever see tankgirl?

It’s been years since I’ve seen it. But this popped out of my mouth this morning and it was an easy association.  Stupid PuG tanks, man o man.